{"id":211,"date":"2026-01-29T12:37:10","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T12:37:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/?page_id=211"},"modified":"2026-01-30T08:11:18","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T08:11:18","slug":"texte","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/texte\/","title":{"rendered":"Texte"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Wie ihr es von mir kennt, gibt es hier eine Sammlung aus lustigen und weniger lustigen Spr\u00fcchen. Manche treffen, manche nicht, und manche sind einfach nur da. Ohne gro\u00dfen Anspruch, ohne festen Plan \u2013 aber mit der Hoffnung, dass wenigstens hin und wieder ein Schmunzeln h\u00e4ngen bleibt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-50\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/sprueche-und-zitate\/\">Spr\u00fcche<\/a><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-button has-custom-width wp-block-button__width-50\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/kurztexte\/\">Kurz Texte<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wie ihr es von mir kennt, gibt es hier eine Sammlung aus lustigen und weniger lustigen Spr\u00fcchen. Manche treffen, manche nicht, und manche sind einfach nur da. Ohne gro\u00dfen Anspruch, ohne festen Plan \u2013 aber mit der Hoffnung, dass wenigstens hin und wieder ein Schmunzeln h\u00e4ngen bleibt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":76,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-211","page","type-page","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/211\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":285,"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/211\/revisions\/285"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nicolas-sch.ch\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}